Holiday Humor

How do Santa and Mrs. Clau

s travel 

around the North Pole? 

On an icicle built for two.

 

Does Santa make any money? 

No. That’s why he’s called Saint Nickeless.

 

What kind of motorcycle doe

s Santa ride? 

A Holly Davidson.

Where is Santa’s favorite place to sw

im? 

 

The North Pool.

Why was Santa’s little helper d

epressed? 

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why does Santa like to go dow

n chimneys? 

Because it soots him!

What if there’s a fire in the firep

lace 

when Santa comes down?

He becomes Krisp Kringle!

Won’t all that soot make him sick? 

No. He’s had his flue shot.

Where does Frosty the Snow

man 

keep his money? 

In a snow bank.

Why is Santa a good race car dri

ver? 

Because he’s always in the 

pole position.

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Cindy Paris, Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Rockwall President; Cheryl  Dunlop, 

City of Rockwall; and Robin Chouteau, Honda Cars of Rockwall, create a cardinal-

themed wreath for Helping Hands’ Festival of Trees. They were among several members 

of Rockwall Executive Women’s Alliance who designed and donated wreaths for the 

event.  The EWA is a Rockwall Area Chamber of Commerce initiative in which business 

owners and women in executive level positions offer leadership and mentoring. 

To learn more about the EWA or to join, contact the Rockwall Chamber, 972-771-5733. 

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