Holiday Humor
How do Santa and Mrs. Clau
s travel
around the North Pole?
On an icicle built for two.
Does Santa make any money?
No. That’s why he’s called Saint Nickeless.
What kind of motorcycle doe
s Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
Where is Santa’s favorite place to sw
im?
The North Pool.
Why was Santa’s little helper d
epressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why does Santa like to go dow
n chimneys?
Because it soots him!
What if there’s a fire in the firep
lace
when Santa comes down?
He becomes Krisp Kringle!
Won’t all that soot make him sick?
No. He’s had his flue shot.
Where does Frosty the Snow
man
keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why is Santa a good race car dri
ver?
Because he’s always in the
pole position.
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