(December 10, 2012) Breaking news: The investigative staff here at Blue Ribbon News has intercepted a top secret dispatch from the North Pole.
“Dear Santa, since I’ve been extra good this year, I’d like a puppy for Christmas. Can you bring one that’s not too small? I’d really like one that everyone in my family can play with. Maybe a dog that’s really friendly and happy. I’ve always wanted one that will cuddle up with me when I watch TV at night (I really love to watch you in “Miracle on 34th Street!”). My dad says he’d like one that’s pretty smart too. I’ve always wanted my very own puppy, Santa. I love you, and I hope you can bring me a really handsome puppy this year.”
[Name withheld for security]
“Note to elves: Put Brady on my sleigh for this child. He’ll do perfectly. And keep up the good work. Only two weeks to go! ~ Santa”
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